With a tip o’ the hat to the Irish….

Finnegan arrives at Mrs. O’Malley’s door and says, “I’ve something to tell you.”

“Where’s my husband?”

“There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.”

“Oh God, no!”

“I’m sorry, Seamus is dead and gone.”

Mrs. O’Malley collapses into a chair and cries.

“How did it happen?”

“He fell into a vat of Guineas and drowned.”

“Oh my dear Jesus! Did he at least go quickly?”

“Well, no. He got out three times to pee.”