Home School

Posted by Sherry Fulton

on May 09, 2015

Home School is not a new thing. Here are a few lessons from our mother’s that have stayed with us through the years.

Religion: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

Logic: “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me. “

Foresight: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

The Science of Osmosis: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

Contortion: “Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck.”

Behavior Modification: “Stop acting like your father.”

Anticipation: “Just wait until I get you home.”

Medical Science: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”

Our Roots: “Shut the door! Do you think your were born in a barn.”

On a Job Well Done: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

ESP: “Put your sweater on. I know when you’re cold.”

Wisdom: “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”